Beat on the Brat

A sticky bun . . .

2008-10-16T12:27:34Z

to anyone who can bring me the head of this as some kind of sound file i can use.
Oh yeah, blah blah, drama llama, ding dong. All the usual livelyjournal stuff. PLease and stuff. ;)

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=GnCGuJGWzjU&fmt=18

Ratz . . .

2008-07-15T00:49:40Z

. . . enberg?

Here's a few thoughts on World Youth Day, first the obvious:
Which of the actual days is WYD?

Would people be hatin' on the catholics if they still had smiling John Paul II in charge instead of Pope Palpatine?

What's with the Catholics getting all the hate? You only have to be PC if the worshippers may be related to terrorists? (Damn, why the the IRA retire?)

Why is Iemma passing laws without parliament? Did he think he could bring this 'Large events' law in during a religious fest and think nobody would notice?

How come people can't seem to differentiate between catholics and the more 'Happyclapper' kinds of christianity?
Hint: Catholic church, has a problem with institutional abuse which they are slowly dealing with, albeit not always in the best fashion, Hillsong is a religion started by a paedophile apparently.

Why's everybody moaning about their journey's being disrupted? You've had enough time to read about this. Do you need to be spoon fed? I heard none of these complaints during the olympics, which goes to show the real religion in this country. ;)

Yorkshire pudding . . .

2008-07-09T01:47:37Z

is something I've been craving since I heard the name of Naomi Kidman's new addition.
Guess they have their reasons for calling their daughter 'Sunday Roast' in the meantime, pass the gravy please.

(Yeah, I know it's Nicole . . . hardly makes a difference does it?)

The most evil of cassettes . . . apparently.

2008-06-03T23:55:42Z

At least now I know why I had that tune as a ringtone for so long.

Booze and Petrol . . .

2008-04-29T02:49:07Z

I don't drive a car so the petrol thing is inconsequential, as for the taxing of alcopops?

SFW, you remember kicking the same drinks old school? Woop-de-doo! The bar staff, with a little extra training will be able to mix you that same drink by hand! My GOD! I hear you say, they can do that?!?!

Yes, theoretically, I mean they have so much time on their hands ignoring the "No More! It's The Law!" stickers behind their less popular liqueurs, it stands to reason doesn't it?

What I am expecting is the hospitality industry complaining this tax will increase the labour on their staff, without admitting the situation is partly their own doing by feeding drunk bogans more booze.

Ah, Morris Iemma, the 'Droopy' of NSW politics . . . I am available to be Chancellor if you want.

Glaswegian Nazi Zombies!?!

2008-04-17T08:15:28Z

Apparently so, more details at eleven . . .

Or just read this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7351019.stm

I also found quite inspiring:
http://www.cinematical.com/photos/urban-star-wars/

Landlords, scum of the earth.

2008-04-16T00:59:17Z

Righteous indignation, that's what I'm feeling right now. Especially seeing as according to the news we're not the only poor schmoes getting ripped off for no reason in this city. You see, the problem is the extortionate attitude of the people we rent from. I have lived here for over four years and up until a few months ago had only two rent increases. The last one of those was last may and the increase was for fifteen dollars a week. That's cool, I can live with that after all I had a full time job and very little expenses. Fast forward a year and now without a job and a new family to support, I got a letter informing me of a rent increase. Okay, I thought seems a bit soon considering it wasn't even a year since the last one what are they thinking of? Well it seems a property I have helped pay the mortage on for four years has increased in value. Funny though, I was under the impression the real estate market was stalling. I was facing an increase of forty bucks a week!!! What is going on here? That's almost 3 times the last increase, in a building where you can often take your life in your own hands taking the dodgey (drop a few floors) lift. A building where some genius took a wall that was white so the transparent artwork could be seen and painted it a dark teal leaving us with square blobs on a horrid 'feature wall'. Anyway I digress, I had to swallow the increase which is hard considering I'm living on my savings, but to add insult to injury the leasing agents have not even responded to our communications, and refused to change the leaseholders names to the extent they've been contacting my previous flatmate!

Fuck it, there's nothing I can do but fantasize about winning the lotto and wrecking this place as I leave. You know, keep the fucking bond! If you don't like I can always drive a cement truck in the front of your offices. Rant ends . . .

Look over there! It's a giant thing! Honest!

2008-04-11T01:30:24Z

So, China has discovered the wonderful world of Islamic terrorism. Apparently there's a million kidnap plots and some suicide bombers and all that going to ruin the Olympics. Funnily enough, from what I hear there's almost no tickets or accomodation available for competitors families, so I guess Osama knows some people in the Beijing ticket offices.
Frankly, this has to be the most obvious and stupid 'sleight of hand' attempted by the Chinese government so far. Hey! Worlds Media! Forget about Tibet, we got terrorists! Pity, they don't have the experience and media resources the US have in distracting the public. To be Honest, they should have just blamed the unrest on british school kids in hoodies or god forbid, Corey the Melbourne party animal.

Nazi Zombies!

2008-04-10T14:28:41Z

I so wanna see this, if it gets made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTpmQwVbFWk&feature=related

Despite all my rage . . .

2008-04-10T02:02:19Z

I am still just a rat in a cage.
Can't get a fucking job, savings dwindling and sanity almost completely eroded.
I see no light only tunnel.

Henson-Labour conspiracy . . .

2008-04-05T09:15:03Z

Not saying anything but . . .

I knew they reminded me of someone . . .

Grover out!

You know what grinds my gears?

2008-03-27T23:37:26Z

The replacement of correct english with WTF english.
I see this so much while online, moderating or just reading.

'Should of' makes no sense, try using 'should have'?
'Sort've' okay this was an new version of the above, next time try 'sort of'?
'Could of' makes no sense, try using 'could have'?

I mean would you want to go see 'The Phantom've the Opera'?
How about 'The Hills of Eyes'?

rant over.

Sydney soap opera . . .

2008-03-18T02:02:16Z

This town is indeed the largest open air asylum in the southern hemisphere.
The annoying thing is becoming a character in somebody else's drama.
Meh.

Daggit

2008-03-12T22:11:09Z

at least I think that's what the name of the robot dog from the original Battlestar Galactica was . . . anyhow, am I the only one that thinks Kylie sounds like said dog on her latest song?

Film censorship in Ireland . . .

2008-03-12T10:36:35Z

This cracked me up, I remember having to travel over the border to see From Dusk 'til Dawn!
Bloody thing was released in the republic on video 10 months later!

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/article3493053.ece

Harlene Quinzel as built by plastic block makers . . .

2008-03-08T23:03:03Z

This is for Dr. Nic and Hexyhex as promised:

http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/02/15/exclusive-see-a-new-lego-batman-villain/

Who watches the watchmen?

2008-03-06T10:51:49Z

After seeing these, I think I will be!

http://www.superherohype.com/news/watchmennews.php?id=6887

Any X-Files fans still out there? X-Files 2 is being shot currently although I reckon these shots are red-herrings like the werewolf shot a few weeks back.

http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/03/mulder-scully-kiss/

. . . to the devil a daughter . . .

2008-02-01T01:21:36Z

Kitty and I are delighted to welcome our new little bundle of joy, Roisin, who arrived this morning at 5.10 following a long hard labour by caeserian section. Mum and bub are doing great! She's the spit of her mum. Now I need a nap! Yay!

No, no, no . . .

2008-01-25T00:17:56Z

They try to take me off to rehab?
Yeah, Amy time to change that tune.

http://www.nme.com/news/amy-winehouse/33866

Paging B Spears! Miss Spears to reception please!

EBM: Calling all Electric Ballroom Maniacs!

2008-01-24T10:21:59Z

Okay then, here's a bit of a new twist on an old flava.
Old club, new venue and some classic tunes.
What you get up to later on Oxford street's your own business as long as you do this first!

Fuckstel . . .

2008-01-17T23:27:56Z

Okay, I am beginning to warm to it now. Only because I saw The Ants doing 'Antmusic', and after that awful Charles & Eddie song they show the Psychedelic Furs 'Pretty In Pink'. Uh-oh! It's Wham! now!

*dives for remote!*

Nothing important . . .

2007-10-10T02:21:12Z

Bizzare news story, but the weird thing is the logo in the pic was designed by me!
Anyway back to work . . .

http://rte.ie/news/2007/1009/siberia.html

D'oh!

hump day blues?

2007-10-03T00:27:54Z

this may help . . .

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CbLr2NEV_7o

ah yeah.

illegal attacks!

2007-08-17T04:14:22Z

The world's not as bad as I feared . . . there are some artists willing to say something.
Hmm, if we can just get Generation Whine to listen and step up.

Here's what I mean:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqfBH1IJkWo

7 Drunken Nights

2007-07-18T05:33:54Z

Yay! I found the other two 'nights' which I lost aeons ago!
These two were the reason the song got banned in the UK way back when.

http://celtic-lyrics.com/forum/index.php?autocom=tclc&code=lyrics&id=450

That is all.